JOKE 005
UDUWARANA A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Master Udurawana . He wrote... "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Udurawana : Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it.... Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage? Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year Udurawana was writing something very slowly. Friend came and asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? He replied him.... "Oyi I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast. Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing.....???? He replied, I'm seeing how I look while sleeping....!!!!
